You are a master of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING. You cloud campaigns for Flarpers, because your victories supply you with treasure and SPIDER FOOD for your lusus. You enjoy KILLING and MANIPUL8ING others.

You are fascinated by end of the world scenarios, and enjoy constructing DOOMSDAY DEVICES for the hell of it. You are infatuated with NICOLAS CAGE and his movies that involve action.

You get bored easily, causing you to WREAK HAVOC and FUCK SHIT UP. As a result of your boredom, many of your friends have been injured or killed. This is how you earned your reputation as a HUGE BITCH.